Breaking News

(This is also re-post from my frienster blog, original date is Jannuary 4, 2009. This is just a joke :D)

Dimuel and Batumbakal were best friends. They’re both in Batumbakal’s house watching their favorite show waiting for the New Year to come. 11:50pm of Dec 31, a breaking news interrupted their favorite show.

“Good evening everybody, I mean not really good evening. I’m Kim A. Tayan. We interrupt our scheduled program to air a horrifying news. NASA broadcasted a while ago that their satellites have spotted a great comet heading towards the Earth. The Comet is estimated to hit the Earth in about ten minutes from now. Astronomers believe that the said comet is huge enough to destroy the world!”

After the broadcast, their favorite show was restored and Dimuel panicked…

Dimuel: Oh my God! Oh my God! What do we do?

Batumbakal: Calm down, don’t be stupid!

Dimuel: How do I do that?!

Batumbakal: Just don’t be yourself… Just do whatever you want while you still have time so you’ll die happy when the comet hits.

Dimuel: Uh… I just can’t think of anything I want to do right now. All I know is I don’t want to die being crushed by a comet.

Upon hearing what Dimuel said, Batumbakal quickly grab a knife and stabbed Dimuel at the heart.

Dimuel: W-why did you do that?

Batumbakal: Well, you said you don’t want to die being crushed by a comet and I think it’s more painful to die that way and feel the explosion of the world than being stabbed by a knife so I decided to do that.

Dimuel: Thank you, you really are my best friend

Just when Dimuel can hardly open his eyes and is about to die, their favorite show was once again interruped with a breaking news. “It’s a false alarm! Another comet hits the comet that were supposed to hit the Earth. Pieces of comets scattered and it both changed direction. None of the comets were heading towards the Earth so the world is now safe. I repeat, it’s a false alarm! This is Kim A. Tayan saying good night everybody and a Happy New Year!”